Favorite rivality: Cristiano Ronaldo & Lionel Messi
"I’m not his friend because we don’t train together, we don’t share locker rooms, we don’t go together to eat something. He’s a great player and I respect him as a professional, but we’re not friends. We’re colleagues." Cristiano Ronaldo when asked about his relationship with Lionel Messi in an interview in 2012.
"If they gave him the Ballon D’Or, it’s because he deserves it." Lionel Messi after Cristiano Ronaldo won the Ballon D’or.
- Pretty sure I learned more about the human body from smutty fanfiction, than health class.
X-Men Days of Future Past
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
I JUST CAN’T ORDER.
Derek “disco eyes” Hale